Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Being friends with Rabbit


As far as I know, everybody likes Rabbit.  I guess that's a good thing. I've been friends with her since grade 8, and since then, our friendship has grown. What kept our friendship going was our equal obsessions with bands - starting from Simple Plan to The Used to Two Door Cinema Club and finally, Foals. It's actually worth noting that the way our brains work are similar. We can read each other's minds quite easily. Or maybe it's because our actions are so predictable.

Every friendship has its ups and downs. For one, she makes really, really weird requests, for example: "if a zombie apocalypse happens, and i get bitten by a zombie, kill me before i turn into one" (this is taken from our current conversation). Another fact is how she says really disturbing things about people - none I will mention because they're just traumatizing. Lastly, she loves David Guetta. David. Guetta. On the contrary, she's actually a nice friend. I mean, a friend would hit your ear causing momentary deafness, right? Also, they would call you 'bitch', 'fucker', and give you middle fingers (shown in the picture above), right? 

Right.

Being friends with Rabbit is quite tough. She might be a skillful drummer who likes cool hipster music and wears lookbook-y clothing, but don't forget the fact that she loves David Guetta. Do not be fooled by this 16-year-old or you will get bitten. She's like the real life El Tigre Chino who would cut your face off due to her overwhelming consumption of crime TV series. Beware!